I forgot about the blog again...
WGAS
Aff
Thursday, 29 April 2010
Thursday, 5 November 2009
Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock
Piss Off, the lot of you.
A hic, hic ff.
Amsterdam Faxes, Leonardo Di Capriano and bucket loads of cash >>>
hic, hic, this is rid hic ulous...
YOU LOVE ME!
Now F**k Off!!
Af.
A hic, hic ff.
Amsterdam Faxes, Leonardo Di Capriano and bucket loads of cash >>>
hic, hic, this is rid hic ulous...
YOU LOVE ME!
Now F**k Off!!
Af.
Friday, 15 May 2009
Numpties NEED This - Avoid The Common Pitfalls
Free Article Generic v Niche
Free article on why Atomic Niche marketing is the most effective way to start out in affiliate marketing.
See the site that:
Took 3 Hours to Create
Makes £2,000 p/a
Requires ZERO maintanance
Includes:
Screen shots of earnings, traffic stats and sh*t loads more...
Get your FREE copy and bonus SEO scheclist here: Generic v Niche
Aff.
Free article on why Atomic Niche marketing is the most effective way to start out in affiliate marketing.
See the site that:
Took 3 Hours to Create
Makes £2,000 p/a
Requires ZERO maintanance
Includes:
Screen shots of earnings, traffic stats and sh*t loads more...
Get your FREE copy and bonus SEO scheclist here: Generic v Niche
Aff.
Thursday, 5 March 2009
Yawn...
So I'm staying mid week in the 5 Star Kraznapolsky Hotel in Amsterdam and I ask my short skirted secretary to check me some prices for the weekend as I'd hooked up with some Ukranian lap dancer in the Red Light Quarter.
Miss P, comes back to me with "has it got to be the Krasnapolski or will any 5 star do in the center of Amsterdam?"
"Why you ask me that" I retort?
Anyway to cut to the Lorraine Chase - she explains about this "Top Secret Hotels" thing on Last Minute .com where you are assured a Five Star hotel in the Center BUT you don't know which it is until it's booked.
THIS GET'S ME THINKING...
These 5 Star Hotels have a deal with Last Minute.com where they can fill 5 Star rooms for peanuts WITHOUT losing face by being named directly on the site.
The Krasnapolsky is on the "list" so you can actually save about £200 off the normal prices by taking a risk on a "Top Secret Hotel" - It's £138 for Friday and Saturday*
*It cost me more than that to Park the Aston in the Car Park, but don't mention that on your sales page.
So The Sales Page... Create a landing page explaining how "Top Secret Hotels" works on Last Minute.com -
Check out Search Volumes on "hotel rembrandt" (some expensive 2 star)
Explain that even though YOU ARE LOOKING FOR (say) THE REMBRANDT - WHICH IS ONLY 2 STAR you can book a Top Secret Hotel at Last Minute .com and though you WON'T get the 2 Star you are looking for you WILL get a central 5 star (!!!) hotel - way better AND WAY CHEAPER than the one you are looking for...
PPC Bid* on the Hotel Name E.G. "hotel rembrandt" or go for SEO by being a bit Grey hat and regsitering a variation of the Hotel name in a domain. Apply my usual OPSEO stuff and away you go.
*Refer to my Low Cost PPC article.
Bye.
Aff
Miss P, comes back to me with "has it got to be the Krasnapolski or will any 5 star do in the center of Amsterdam?"
"Why you ask me that" I retort?
Anyway to cut to the Lorraine Chase - she explains about this "Top Secret Hotels" thing on Last Minute .com where you are assured a Five Star hotel in the Center BUT you don't know which it is until it's booked.
THIS GET'S ME THINKING...
These 5 Star Hotels have a deal with Last Minute.com where they can fill 5 Star rooms for peanuts WITHOUT losing face by being named directly on the site.
The Krasnapolsky is on the "list" so you can actually save about £200 off the normal prices by taking a risk on a "Top Secret Hotel" - It's £138 for Friday and Saturday*
*It cost me more than that to Park the Aston in the Car Park, but don't mention that on your sales page.
So The Sales Page... Create a landing page explaining how "Top Secret Hotels" works on Last Minute.com -
Check out Search Volumes on "hotel rembrandt" (some expensive 2 star)
Explain that even though YOU ARE LOOKING FOR (say) THE REMBRANDT - WHICH IS ONLY 2 STAR you can book a Top Secret Hotel at Last Minute .com and though you WON'T get the 2 Star you are looking for you WILL get a central 5 star (!!!) hotel - way better AND WAY CHEAPER than the one you are looking for...
PPC Bid* on the Hotel Name E.G. "hotel rembrandt" or go for SEO by being a bit Grey hat and regsitering a variation of the Hotel name in a domain. Apply my usual OPSEO stuff and away you go.
*Refer to my Low Cost PPC article.
Bye.
Aff
Sunday, 1 March 2009
Guys and Ladies,
I just been having a tipple of JD out the back on the lawns and I found myself a little frustrated thinking about a couple of posts I just replied to and tons of others I read all the time.
To put this in perspex here's an example of such a post (fictitious to convey the source of my frustration):
"What's the legal implications of me using a TM in a domain" blah etc blah..."
Here's another one:
"Should I use a - co.uk or a no - .net or do you think I should create a site about product x because there are over 15 million results in the SERPS..."
Here's my take on this.
When a pride of lions are homing in on an unsuspecting heard of Antelope and the Lioness has her sights on little cutie-pie 4 month old baby coochie coo new addition...
Do you think she stops and turns to the pride and says "do you think I should rip that little darling to pieces because he's so young, innocent and cute"?
Or, "I'm not going to attack that liite darling because there are 74 other Antelope which is 73 more than me (74 more if you are to suggest Iam an Antelope) which could put me in line for a good beating, plus there are 14 Hyenas lurking in the bushes and maybe they will get him first anyway, ooohhh I so don't know what to do..."
No she rips the little cherub to pieces, maximises her exlpoitation of the opportunity and feeds her family.
HOWEVER, the point is this...
And I base this on my own actions...
Do what you feel comfortable with.
I make thousands a month from bending the "rules" (not to mention my white hat
genius stuff)
And I'm talking stuff that pales TM mumbo jumbo into insignificance.
HOWEVER II, I turn may back on loads of stuff/offers that I am not comfortable with. In effect turning my back on, at times, vast amounts of cash.
I would never shaft a fellow affiliate, I would never damage the hard work of even a
competitor. Just because I am a nice guy and that's what I'm happy with.
If you asked me 18 months ago if I thought using a Bank's TM in a domain was a good
or bad idea I would have said "it's up to you"... "I would"...
Would you look back now and have any regrets?
Stop slowing yourself down by asking too many questions, just get on with it. The fact
you have been thinking about it means you may have spotted an opportunity. Do what
you feel comfortable with.
I was just not wondering what you thought about this...
Aff.
PS. The one bit that JUST DID slip you by, is the bit where I said I make thousands a month from bending the rules.
I just been having a tipple of JD out the back on the lawns and I found myself a little frustrated thinking about a couple of posts I just replied to and tons of others I read all the time.
To put this in perspex here's an example of such a post (fictitious to convey the source of my frustration):
"What's the legal implications of me using a TM in a domain" blah etc blah..."
Here's another one:
"Should I use a - co.uk or a no - .net or do you think I should create a site about product x because there are over 15 million results in the SERPS..."
Here's my take on this.
When a pride of lions are homing in on an unsuspecting heard of Antelope and the Lioness has her sights on little cutie-pie 4 month old baby coochie coo new addition...
Do you think she stops and turns to the pride and says "do you think I should rip that little darling to pieces because he's so young, innocent and cute"?
Or, "I'm not going to attack that liite darling because there are 74 other Antelope which is 73 more than me (74 more if you are to suggest Iam an Antelope) which could put me in line for a good beating, plus there are 14 Hyenas lurking in the bushes and maybe they will get him first anyway, ooohhh I so don't know what to do..."
No she rips the little cherub to pieces, maximises her exlpoitation of the opportunity and feeds her family.
HOWEVER, the point is this...
And I base this on my own actions...
Do what you feel comfortable with.
I make thousands a month from bending the "rules" (not to mention my white hat
genius stuff)
And I'm talking stuff that pales TM mumbo jumbo into insignificance.
HOWEVER II, I turn may back on loads of stuff/offers that I am not comfortable with. In effect turning my back on, at times, vast amounts of cash.
I would never shaft a fellow affiliate, I would never damage the hard work of even a
competitor. Just because I am a nice guy and that's what I'm happy with.
If you asked me 18 months ago if I thought using a Bank's TM in a domain was a good
or bad idea I would have said "it's up to you"... "I would"...
Would you look back now and have any regrets?
Stop slowing yourself down by asking too many questions, just get on with it. The fact
you have been thinking about it means you may have spotted an opportunity. Do what
you feel comfortable with.
I was just not wondering what you thought about this...
Aff.
PS. The one bit that JUST DID slip you by, is the bit where I said I make thousands a month from bending the rules.
Thursday, 4 September 2008
Who Gives a Sh*t
Hi,
The Affiliate Outlaw Guide has been a phenomenal success yet I am still getting bombarded with begging requests from people who can't afford £320 quid or whatever it costs.
Use this code YEAH77 if you are broke here: Affiliate Outlaw Guide and you'll get a 4 month installment (you pay the rest in 4 months and 8 months).
THIS program is your ticket to start earning serious money within 1 month. Ah F*** IT. I don't wanna sound like I need the money, I'll move on...
I am releasing a limited number of places on a course about EXACTLY how I made £50k + in December 07 from FREE XMAS traffic.
If you are on my list you'll get notified of it anyway.
If you are NOT on my FREE article e mail list drop me a mail to affiliate[@]bethere.co.uk and stop being a numpty around about the time you get the first freebie...
For now, I'm off down the George & Dragon to grab the bar maid's arse...
Cheers..
Aff.
The Affiliate Outlaw Guide has been a phenomenal success yet I am still getting bombarded with begging requests from people who can't afford £320 quid or whatever it costs.
Use this code YEAH77 if you are broke here: Affiliate Outlaw Guide and you'll get a 4 month installment (you pay the rest in 4 months and 8 months).
THIS program is your ticket to start earning serious money within 1 month. Ah F*** IT. I don't wanna sound like I need the money, I'll move on...
I am releasing a limited number of places on a course about EXACTLY how I made £50k + in December 07 from FREE XMAS traffic.
If you are on my list you'll get notified of it anyway.
If you are NOT on my FREE article e mail list drop me a mail to affiliate[@]bethere.co.uk and stop being a numpty around about the time you get the first freebie...
For now, I'm off down the George & Dragon to grab the bar maid's arse...
Cheers..
Aff.
Thursday, 3 July 2008
Deeplinks Twat*ed in the Ass
Listen up candle breath.
Why don't you just do the right thing and leave my page right now. Once we've got that formality out of the way I can focus on the smarties on my affiliate marketing mailing list.
Two things:
1. The 7th July article/ affiliate marketing program call it what you will will be available online to the public on Wednesday this week: Affiliate Outlaw
2. Check this out baby; this is the kind of stuff you love me for: the fu*king NUCLEAR DEEPLINK TOOL FROM HELL...
Ladies and gentlemen how do...
GUITAR BLASTS FROM MARSHAL AMP...
Aff...
..
Why don't you just do the right thing and leave my page right now. Once we've got that formality out of the way I can focus on the smarties on my affiliate marketing mailing list.
Two things:
1. The 7th July article/ affiliate marketing program call it what you will will be available online to the public on Wednesday this week: Affiliate Outlaw
2. Check this out baby; this is the kind of stuff you love me for: the fu*king NUCLEAR DEEPLINK TOOL FROM HELL...
Ladies and gentlemen how do...
GUITAR BLASTS FROM MARSHAL AMP...
Aff...
..
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