Sunday, 20 April 2008

Slaying The F****** Google Dragon

Dear Numpty,

I'm sending out a "stocking-filler" article on St George's day about how I select products and keywords. It's numpty-proof.

If you're not on the mailing list for this free sh*t please leave it that way; don't even bother signing up you'll only create me more work. Anyways if you sign up today you won't get it until the day after St George's day. First come first served I'm afraid...

Love and kisses.


Tuesday, 8 April 2008

Affi TV - Coming Soon

F*** me. I forgot I even had this blog. Too busy dealing with the backlog of 8 million emails. Anyhows, the smart cookies on the free article mail list are in for a whopping errection. Affi TV is about to launch. That's right I've bought my own fuc*ing online TV channel so I can deal with all your annoying requests even more efficiently.

No more writing articles, no more feeling like good old Affi let you down 'cos he's not written an article in ages (shag*ing birds and partying more like). Anyways, Affi TV will make a hundred times more of my stuff available in video format.

Stay fuc*ing tuned.

Sir Affi Hopkins