Deeplinks & PPC For Tits Article

Deeplinks & PPC For Tits Article (31st June)

Yo sh*t for brains,

Before I get down to YOUR business, make fu*king sure you are still checking the email address you are signed up to my newsletter list with.

THIS MONDAY the FRE.E PPC article of all articles gets mailed out. (if your not sure about your subscribed email address - send me a mail to affiliate [@] bethere.co.uk with "free articles please" in the subject line.

The amount of improvement across the board from guys on my list has been staggering. One "Nu" (very promoted) has achieved over 21,000 UV's in only his second month for a product that is so low on competition I almost went at it myself (but that just wouldn't be fair)...

Anyways buckle up and pay fu*king attention.

The >>**free**<< FEED TOOL for creating cross network deeplinks in seconds will be available next week (so Captain Geeko advises me - so it will probably be Christmas). 30 seconds to create an account, 1 minute to add your network i.d.'s, 10 seconds to type in something like "xbox consoles", 1 second to hit "search", half a nano second for 238 deeplinks, with your affiliate id's and click refs embedded, a few days for you to sit there stunned to realise how much >>**TIME**<< this is going to save you. And it's 100% FREE...

Also. If I can be arsed I'll hit the mail list button on Monday and send you the latest article. This is about some fundamental PPC stuff and especially about getting 100% quality score consistently (also what to do if you haven't paid enough attention and get slapped).

Anyway - thats mailed out from Monday. If you are not on my list (i.e. you have not sent me a mail to affiliate [@] bethere.co.uk saying in no more than one word why you love me) please fu*king leave it that way. I'm too busy being annoyed by the current lot...

You love me!

Aff.

Slaying The F****** Google Dragon

Dear Numpty,

I'm sending out a "stocking-filler" article on St George's day about how I select products and keywords. It's numpty-proof.

If you're not on the mailing list for this free sh*t please leave it that way; don't even bother signing up you'll only create me more work. Anyways if you sign up today you won't get it until the day after St George's day. First come first served I'm afraid...

Love and kisses.

Aff.

Affi TV - Coming Soon

F*** me. I forgot I even had this blog. Too busy dealing with the backlog of 8 million emails. Anyhows, the smart cookies on the free article mail list are in for a whopping errection. Affi TV is about to launch. That's right I've bought my own fuc*ing online TV channel so I can deal with all your annoying requests even more efficiently.

No more writing articles, no more feeling like good old Affi let you down 'cos he's not written an article in ages (shag*ing birds and partying more like). Anyways, Affi TV will make a hundred times more of my stuff available in video format.

Stay fuc*ing tuned.

Sir Affi Hopkins

Sh*t For Brains - Read This

Dear Numpty,

Want to know a secret niche that blasts my accounts with cash?

Read on...

Easy Money Tip Of The Day

Affi.

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Numpties,

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If you haven't signed up yet I suggest you DON'T because you must be a bigger IDIOT than I thought you were...



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WHY YOU LOVE AFFI - THE TOP 10

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[1]Mad
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[9]God (I liked that one)
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To receive the 3 killer articles for ZILCH drop me a mail saying, in no more than 1 word, why you love me. (tip: "because" has been done before and has worn thin) e mail to: affiliate [a] bethere .co .uk

NUMPTY-PROOF PPC STRATEGY

Coming soon to the Affi Blog...

Fu*k it. I can't be arsed. In a nutshell request my 3 free articles. I cover this in depth in article no. 1. learn how I use my "minimum cost PC" strategy on big search volume keywords.

I even stuck a "real time" diagram example in there. Live at the time of writing showing how I made £240 odd quid from £4 something at 2p PC in about 18 seconds.

It's so fu*in easy, it's like having your own Gordon Brown printing you money...

To sign up for the **FREE** articles, find the bit on the homepage that explains how. I can't even fu*kin remember where it is but it's here some fuc*in where...