Sunday 20 April 2008

Slaying The F****** Google Dragon

Dear Numpty,

I'm sending out a "stocking-filler" article on St George's day about how I select products and keywords. It's numpty-proof.

If you're not on the mailing list for this free sh*t please leave it that way; don't even bother signing up you'll only create me more work. Anyways if you sign up today you won't get it until the day after St George's day. First come first served I'm afraid...

Love and kisses.