tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50936351368936849812023-11-15T10:11:25.539-08:00Affi Liate Marketing For Numpty Beginners£1k Per Day? Making money is easy. Helping Numpties is far more challenging! affiliate @ bethere .co.uk Rock & Fu**in Roll...Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-61342819663225562002010-04-29T02:12:00.001-07:002010-04-29T02:12:33.932-07:00Yawn...I forgot about the blog again...<br /><br />WGAS<br /><br />AffAffi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-26912780229000090982009-11-05T18:10:00.000-08:002009-11-05T18:14:19.393-08:00Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell RockPiss Off, the lot of you.<br /><br />A hic, hic ff.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.infoproductkiller.com/">Amsterdam Faxes, Leonardo Di Capriano and bucket loads of cash >>></a><br /><br />hic, hic, <a href="http://www.ipklens.com/">this</a> is rid hic ulous...<br /><br />YOU LOVE ME!<br /><br />Now F**k Off!!<br /><br />Af.Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-69939548742826043372009-05-15T02:51:00.000-07:002009-05-15T02:59:56.451-07:00Numpties NEED This - Avoid The Common Pitfalls<span style="font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://www.generic-v-niche.co.uk/">Free Article Generic v Niche</a></span><br /><br />Free article on why Atomic Niche marketing is the most effective way to start out in affiliate marketing.<br /><br />See the site that:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Took 3 Hours to Create<br /><br />Makes £2,000 p/a<br /><br />Requires ZERO maintanance</span><br /><br />Includes:<br /><br />Screen shots of earnings, traffic stats and sh*t loads more...<br /><br />Get your FREE copy and bonus SEO scheclist here: <a href="http://www.generic-v-niche.co.uk/">Generic v Niche</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Aff.</span>Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-19175398540508173212009-03-05T23:58:00.000-08:002009-03-06T02:14:07.913-08:00Yawn...So I'm staying mid week in the 5 Star Kraznapolsky Hotel in Amsterdam and I ask my short skirted secretary to check me some prices for the weekend as I'd hooked up with some Ukranian lap dancer in the Red Light Quarter.<br /><br />Miss P, comes back to me with "has it got to be the Krasnapolski or will any 5 star do in the center of Amsterdam?" <br /><br />"Why you ask me that" I retort?<br /><br />Anyway to cut to the Lorraine Chase - she explains about this "Top Secret Hotels" thing on Last Minute .com where you are assured a Five Star hotel in the Center BUT you don't know which it is until it's booked. <br /><br />THIS GET'S ME THINKING...<br /><br />These 5 Star Hotels have a deal with Last Minute.com where they can fill 5 Star rooms for peanuts WITHOUT losing face by being named directly on the site.<br /><br />The Krasnapolsky is on the "list" so you can actually save about £200 off the normal prices by taking a risk on a "Top Secret Hotel" - It's £138 for Friday and Saturday*<br /><br />*It cost me more than that to Park the Aston in the Car Park, but don't mention that on your sales page.<br /><br />So The Sales Page... Create a landing page explaining how "Top Secret Hotels" works on Last Minute.com - <br /><br />Check out Search Volumes on "hotel rembrandt" (some expensive 2 star)<br /><br />Explain that even though YOU ARE LOOKING FOR (say) THE REMBRANDT - WHICH IS ONLY 2 STAR you can book a Top Secret Hotel at Last Minute .com and though you WON'T get the 2 Star you are looking for you WILL get a central 5 star (!!!) hotel - way better AND WAY CHEAPER than the one you are looking for...<br /><br />PPC Bid* on the Hotel Name E.G. "hotel rembrandt" or go for SEO by being a bit Grey hat and regsitering a variation of the Hotel name in a domain. Apply my usual OPSEO stuff and away you go.<br /><br />*Refer to my Low Cost PPC article.<br /><br />Bye.<br /><br />AffAffi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-39112319695723381292009-03-01T18:51:00.000-08:002009-05-02T04:58:52.650-07:00Guys and Ladies,<br /><br />I just been having a tipple of JD out the back on the lawns and I found myself a little frustrated thinking about a couple of posts I just replied to and tons of others I read all the time.<br /><br />To put this in perspex here's an example of such a post (fictitious to convey the source of my frustration):<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">"What's the legal implications of me using a TM in a domain" blah etc blah..."</span><br /><br />Here's another one:<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">"Should I use a - co.uk or a no - .net or do you think I should create a site about product x because there are over 15 million results in the SERPS..."</span><br /><br />Here's my take on this.<br /><br />When a pride of lions are homing in on an unsuspecting heard of Antelope and the Lioness has her sights on little cutie-pie 4 month old baby coochie coo new addition...<br /><br />Do you think she stops and turns to the pride and says <span style="font-style:italic;">"do you think I should rip that little darling to pieces because he's so young, innocent and cute"?</span><br /><br />Or, <span style="font-style:italic;">"I'm not going to attack that liite darling because there are 74 other Antelope which is 73 more than me (74 more if you are to suggest Iam an Antelope) which could put me in line for a good beating, plus there are 14 Hyenas lurking in the bushes and maybe they will get him first anyway, ooohhh I so don't know what to do..."</span><br /><br />No she rips the little cherub to pieces, maximises her exlpoitation of the opportunity and feeds her family.<br /><br />HOWEVER, the point is this...<br /><br />And I base this on my own actions...<br /><br />Do what you feel comfortable with.<br /><br />I make thousands a month from bending the "rules" (not to mention my white hat <br />genius stuff)<br /><br />And I'm talking stuff that pales TM mumbo jumbo into insignificance.<br /><br />HOWEVER II, I turn may back on loads of stuff/offers that I am not comfortable with. In effect turning my back on, at times, vast amounts of cash.<br /><br />I would never shaft a fellow affiliate, I would never damage the hard work of even a <br />competitor. Just because I am a nice guy <span style="font-weight:bold;">and that's what I'm happy with</span>.<br /><br />If you asked me 18 months ago if I thought using a Bank's TM in a domain was a good <br />or bad idea I would have said "it's up to you"... "I would"...<br /><br />Would you look back now and have any regrets?<br /><br />Stop slowing yourself down by asking too many questions, just get on with it. The fact <br />you have been thinking about it means you may have spotted an opportunity. Do what <br />you feel comfortable with.<br /><br />I was just not wondering what you thought about this...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Aff.</span><br /><br />PS. The one bit that <span style="font-weight:bold;">JUST DI</span>D slip you by, is the bit where I said I make thousands a month from bending the rules.Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-84539088153262583722008-09-04T11:17:00.000-07:002008-11-16T18:24:55.587-08:00Who Gives a Sh*tHi,<br /><br />The <strong><a href="http://www.affiliate-outlaw.co.uk/">Affiliate Outlaw Guide</a></strong> has been a phenomenal success yet I am still getting bombarded with begging requests from people who can't afford £320 quid or whatever it costs. <br /><br />Use this code YEAH77 if you are broke here: <strong><a href="http://www.affiliate-outlaw.co.uk/">Affiliate Outlaw Guide</a></strong> and you'll get a 4 month installment (you pay the rest in 4 months and 8 months).<br /><br />THIS program is your ticket to start earning serious money within 1 month. Ah F*** IT. I don't wanna sound like I need the money, I'll move on...<br /><br />I am releasing a limited number of places on a course about EXACTLY how I made £50k + in December 07 from FREE XMAS traffic.<br /><br />If you are on my list you'll get notified of it anyway. <br /><br />If you are NOT on my FREE article e mail list drop me a mail to affiliate[@]bethere.co.uk and stop being a numpty around about the time you get the first freebie...<br /><br />For now, I'm off down the George & Dragon to grab the bar maid's arse...<br /><br />Cheers..<br /><br />Aff.Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-7626026895168755452008-07-03T14:47:00.000-07:002008-07-07T05:15:20.601-07:00Deeplinks Twat*ed in the AssListen up candle breath.<br /><br />Why don't you just do the right thing and leave my page right now. Once we've got that formality out of the way I can focus on the smarties on my affiliate marketing mailing list.<br /><br />Two things:<br /><br />1. The 7th July article/ affiliate marketing program call it what you will will be available online to the public on Wednesday this week: <a href="http://www.affiliate-outlaw.co.uk/">Affiliate Outlaw</a><br /><br />2. Check this out baby; this is the kind of stuff you love me for: the fu*king NUCLEAR <strong>DEEPLINK TOOL FROM HELL...</strong><br /><br />Ladies and gentlemen how do... <br /><br /><a href="http://affiliatefeedsearch.co.uk/demo/">GUITAR BLASTS FROM MARSHAL AMP...</a><br /><br /><br />Aff...<br /><br />..Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-46096076171652707832008-06-28T01:11:00.000-07:002008-06-28T01:37:37.120-07:00Deeplinks & PPC For Tits Article<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Deeplinks & PPC For Tits Article (31st June)</span></strong><br /><br />Yo sh*t for brains,<br /><br />Before I get down to YOUR business, make fu*king sure you are still checking the email address you are signed up to my newsletter list with.<br /><br /><strong>THIS MONDAY</strong> the <strong>FRE.E</strong> PPC article of all articles gets mailed out. (if your not sure about your subscribed email address - send me a mail to affiliate [@] bethere.co.uk with "free articles please" in the subject line.<br /><br />The amount of <em>improvement</em> across the board from guys on my list has been <em>staggering</em>. One "Nu" (very promoted) has achieved over 21,000 UV's in only his second month for a product that is so low on competition I almost went at it myself (but that just wouldn't be fair)...<br /><br />Anyways buckle up and pay fu*king attention.<br /><br />The <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">>>**free**<<</span></strong> FEED TOOL for creating cross network <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">deeplinks</span></strong> in seconds will be available next week (so Captain Geeko advises me - so it will probably be Christmas). 30 seconds to create an account, 1 minute to add your network i.d.'s, 10 seconds to type in something like "xbox consoles", 1 second to hit "search", half a nano second for 238 deeplinks, with your affiliate id's and click refs embedded, a few days for you to sit there stunned to realise how much >>**TIME**<< this is going to save you. And it's <strong>100% FREE...</strong><br /><br />Also. If I can be arsed I'll hit the mail list button on Monday and send you the <strong><span style="color:#009900;">latest article</span></strong>. This is about some fundamental PPC stuff and especially about getting 100% quality score consistently (also what to do if you haven't paid enough attention and get slapped).<br /><br />Anyway - thats mailed out from Monday. If you are <strong><em>not</em></strong> on my list (i.e. you have not sent me a mail to affiliate [@] bethere.co.uk saying in <strong>no more than one word</strong> why you love me) please fu*king leave it that way. I'm too busy being annoyed by the current lot...<br /><br />You love me!<br /><br /><strong>Aff.</strong>Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-14744813126612434582008-04-20T11:38:00.000-07:002008-04-20T11:43:05.022-07:00Slaying The F****** Google DragonDear Numpty,<br /><br />I'm sending out a "stocking-filler" article on St George's day about how I select products and keywords. It's numpty-proof.<br /><br />If you're not on the mailing list for this free sh*t please leave it that way; don't even bother signing up you'll only create me more work. Anyways if you <em><strong>sign up today</strong></em> you won't get it until the day after St George's day. First come first served I'm afraid...<br /><br />Love and kisses.<br /><br /><strong>Aff.</strong>Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-19612375003313864492008-04-08T12:41:00.000-07:002008-04-08T12:48:09.434-07:00Affi TV - Coming SoonF*** me. I forgot I even had this blog. Too busy dealing with the backlog of 8 million emails. Anyhows, the smart cookies on the free article mail list are in for a whopping errection. <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Affi TV</strong></span> is about to launch. That's right I've bought my own fuc*ing online TV channel so I can deal with all your annoying requests even more efficiently.<br /><br />No more writing articles, no more feeling like good old Affi let you down 'cos he's not written an article in ages (shag*ing birds and partying more like). Anyways, <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Affi TV</span></strong> will make a hundred times more of my stuff available in video format.<br /><br />Stay fuc*ing tuned.<br /><br /><strong>Sir Affi Hopkins</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong>Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-15287471558507620622008-01-19T09:39:00.000-08:002008-01-19T09:41:16.831-08:00Sh*t For Brains - Read ThisDear Numpty,<br /><br />Want to know a secret niche that blasts my accounts with cash?<br /><br />Read on...<br /><br /><a href="http://affi-liate.blogspot.com/2007/11/dear-numpty-ive-decided-that-over-next.html">Easy Money Tip Of The Day</a><br /><br /><strong>Affi.</strong>Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-71677978725440141052008-01-06T17:38:00.000-08:002008-01-14T03:49:11.901-08:00NUMPTY-PROOF SEO STRATEGYNumpties,<br /><br />My **>>FREE<<** article, on free traffic from SEO, goes out in 2 days... <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">This is the biggest SEO article on FREE traffic you will ever read!</span></strong><br /><br />If you haven't signed up yet I suggest you DON'T because you must be a bigger IDIOT than I thought you were...<br /><br /><br /><br />£££££££££££££££££££££'sAffi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-26231399764762667782008-01-05T05:27:00.000-08:002008-01-06T17:46:40.220-08:00WHY YOU LOVE AFFI - THE TOP 10Here are my favourite top 10 (in no specific order other than they're in the top 10) reasons why you love me as mailed in for access to the free articles...<br /><br />[1]Mad<br />[2]<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Awesome</span><br />[3]Lunatic<br />[4]Direct<br />[5]Genius<br />[6]Sexy (<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">obviously</span> a chick)<br />[7]Straight (thank <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">fu</span>*k)<br />[8]Cool<br />[9]God (I liked that one)<br /><strong>[10]<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">mindblowing! </span>(<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">new entry)</span></strong><br /><br />To receive the <a href="http://affi-liate.blogspot.com/2007/12/fcuk.html">3 <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>killer</strong></span> articles </a>for ZILCH drop me a mail saying, in no more than 1 word, why you love me. (tip: "because" has been done before and has worn thin) e mail to: <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>affiliate [a] bethere .co .uk</strong></span>Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-16518480578321240472008-01-01T15:56:00.000-08:002008-01-14T03:49:59.986-08:00NUMPTY-PROOF PPC STRATEGYComing soon to the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Affi</span> Blog...<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Fu</span>*k it. I can't be arsed. In a nutshell request my 3 free articles. I cover this in depth in article no. 1. learn how I use my "minimum cost PC" strategy on big search volume keywords.<br /><br />I even stuck a "real time" diagram example in there. Live at the time of writing showing how I made £240 odd quid from £4 something at 2p PC in about 18 seconds.<br /><br />It's so <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">fu</span>*in easy, it's like having your own Gordon Brown printing you money...<br /><br /><strong>To sign up for the <span style="color:#3333ff;">**FREE**</span> articles,</strong> find the bit on the homepage that explains how. I can't even <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">fu</span>*kin remember where it is but it's here some fuc*in where...Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-51162742333076589962008-01-01T08:04:00.000-08:002008-01-26T18:26:59.505-08:00FU*K OFF<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#009900;"><strong>Dear Numpty,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color:#009900;"></span></p><p><span style="color:#009900;"><strong>This website has got fu*k all to do with numpty "info products", "e-books" or good ol' Affi tryin to sell you anything. It is here, it is free and it is about real products, real merchants and real networks such as Affiliate Doubler Trade Window, hic, and all the rest of em...</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Many topics I cover here are elaborated on in a number of mind blowing articles. These <em>you can request for free.</em> Have them mailed out to you in sequence to make grasping the detail easier and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">numpty</span>-proof. The articles include:<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error"><strong>SEO</strong></span> the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><strong>Affi</strong></span> way. This will blow you away and works for any website/niche.</p><p><br /></p><p><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><strong>PPC</strong></span> for peanuts that converts very profitably. The way I do this <strong>goes totally </strong><strong>against</strong> what <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">numpties</span> will tell you on forums.</p><p></p><p><strong>Bedtime Reading</strong> - Some really hot sh*t.</p><p> </p><p>To receive these for ZILCH drop me a mail saying, in no more than 1 word, why you love me. (tip: "because" has been done before and has worn thin) <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">e mail to: affiliate [a] bethere .co .uk</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></strong></p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;"></p></span><p></p>Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-8140675116924753642008-01-01T06:27:00.000-08:002008-01-01T06:30:09.108-08:00Affi New YearWishing you a very very Affi New Year Numpties.<br /><br />Make sure you think about the "are you smarter than a 10 year old" numpty mail I sent out on Xmas day. Especially in context with Valentines day opportunities. Give it a shot. <strong><span style="color:#cc0000;">Easy money....</span></strong><br /><br />Affi New Year...Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-48560605684404900682008-01-01T04:35:00.000-08:002008-01-14T03:52:01.745-08:00WHY FAIL AT AFFILIATE MARKETING?This Affiliate Marketing blog is <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">targeted</span></span> at <strong>non</strong> Nancy Boy beginners.<br /><br />If you are a Nancy Boy with negative <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">tendencies</span></span> please f*ck off now.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Affi</span></span>... a4u lunatic or genius? You either love him or hate him. Either way I don't give a rats ass.<br /><br />My posts are straight and honest, simple as that.<br /><br />I have been asked many times, by PM and email to help people.<br /><br />This made me realize one thing. Beginners or "newbies" like YOU are working very hard but <strong>you are</strong> <strong>wasting your time</strong>. That is, I'm sorry to tell you, the harsh reality.<br /><br />To add to this you will post on forums like a4u asking:<br /><br /><em>"Please look at my site and offer feedback"</em><br /><br />Now, don't get me wrong. Asking <em>that</em> question on a4u is a no <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">brainer</span>. Of course you should ask it. The guys on there (and even come of the Clancy Nancy Boys) will give you constructive feedback and advice.<br /><br />Replies may be general, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">constructive</span> and sound advice about content, title tags, code, navigation, general appearance (normally badly), the niche you are promoting, whatever...<br /><br />All good and well, <strong>but...</strong><br /><br />What they fail to tell you is that <strong>your site is sh*<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">te</span></span></span></span>.</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Seriously</span>, newbies exactly like you ask me to look at their sites and I tell them straight. "It's sh*<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">te</span>"<br /><br />This is by far the biggest occurance.<br /><br />It's sh*t, but more importantly what are <strong>we</strong> going to do about it?!<br /><br />When I say you are wasting your time that is not <em>exactly </em>the case. The one thing from which you will always benefit is the <strong><em>learning process</em></strong>. The <strong><em>learning process</em></strong> of creating your first one or two sh*<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">te</span></span></span> sites is the <strong><em>only positive</em></strong> to come out of it. You are <em>learning</em>. The problem is you don't know the secrets or the "tricks", the methods, the niches in which the super affiliates make HUGE killings, day-in-day-out. <strong>They Exist</strong>. And you are only <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">millimetres</span> away from them without realising it!<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">I have met, and indeed know a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">hand full</span> of super affiliates</span></strong>. I am presently working on a project with the Rich Jerk. Now I know at this point some of you are thinking like my 10 year old niece;.. "whatever"... well f*ck off because it's that stupid mentality that I despise. Nancy Boys.<br /><br />The interesting paradox in all this is that the precise reason <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">RJ</span> was "slightly moved" by my system (any mere mortal is blown into another dimension) is because it is about <strong>real products</strong>.<br /><br />Getting back on track...<br /><br />I know affiliates in the UK who make £10k every day before they get out of bed. In fact I know a man who knows a man who spends £1,000,000 a week on Google Pay Per Click. Don't believe me? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">I couldn't give a monkeys..</span></span>.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Ok</span></span></span></span>, so you've spent weeks or months creating your pride and joy in the hope of <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">becoming</span> a <strong>super affiliate</strong> like the mythical characters. But now, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Affi</span></span></span></span> has just told you you're site is sh*<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">te</span></span></span></span>... What do we do? I'll come to that later. maybe not today, but for now - <strong>this is what you need to understand. </strong><a href="http://affi-liate.blogspot.com/2007/12/how-to-make-money.html">How to make money from affiliate marketing</a>Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-70408926744530877542008-01-01T04:18:00.000-08:002008-03-18T04:02:42.581-07:00Jesus Takes Up Afiiliate MarketingFrank Kern (he's the one who looks like Jesus) and Matt Trainer video.<br /><br />This is a very useful video. Despite being very boring in delivery these 2 guys know their sh**.<br /><br />The vid may go above some of your heads but if your serious about PPC listen up for the bit about hexatrack.com - it's free.<br /><br />I know guys making £20k a week who do so with pi** easy software like this.<br /><br />Frank "Jesus" Kern's Video is here:<br /><br /><a href="http://masscontrolsite.com/blog/">http://masscontrolsite.com/blog/</a><br /><br />Have a nice day.<br /><br />Af.Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-22583095495733542172008-01-01T03:30:00.000-08:002008-01-26T18:28:22.615-08:00HOW TO MAKE AFFILIATE MONEYRead this first if you haven't already done so: <a href="http://affi-liate.blogspot.com/2007/12/postings-right.html">Why Fail At Affiliate Marketing</a><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>1. Your Site Must Not Be Sh*<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">te</span></span></span>.</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>2. You Need To Be Promoting Something In Demand</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>3. You Need Sh*t Loads Of Traffic</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />The solutions to those 3 factors are so mind numbingly simple <strong>once you know how</strong>.<br /><br />Let's start with point number 3 assuming you have 1 & 2 covered (I'll cover these shortly).<br /><br />How to flood your website with traffic. Simple.<br /><br />You either spend some cash (a budget) on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">PPC</span></span></span>, or you optimize the hell out of your site for organic free search engine traffic.<br /><br />Let's say your site is about guitar strings. What the f*<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">ckin</span></span></span> hell are you doing that for? You've spent 2 months developing a site for guitar strings. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Ok</span></span></span> they may be in demand but (a) too competitive and (b) you get <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">fu</span></span></span>*k all per sale.<br /><br />Wind back the clock. What if you could have spent that 2 months creating website after website for products or services you never dreamed of. All of which start converting to commission from the outset?<br /><br />Let's say you only spend 3 hours (I spend 45 minutes) on each site, so you can do 2 a day if you want. And they all start converting from the outset.<br /><br />I never spend more than 3p per click using this method. NEVER. And I am getting as much as £85 per sale, or selling as many as 60 units of <em>another product</em> per day at £1.25 commission per sale. On top of that at times I convert a sale every 6 clicks. You do the math.<br /><br /><strong>Simple. You just don't know how. You don't know the products.</strong><br /><br /><strong>Random Example Of High Level <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Numptyness</span>:</strong> today I was chatting with a major <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">PPC</span> affiliate about the <strong>same product</strong> we are promoting on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">PPC</span>.<br /><br />He is paying 17p per click for the exact same keyword that I am paying 3p for. He is 1 (ONE) position above me. He is 4<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">th</span> I am 5<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">th</span>. So he is paying 14p more than me. The reason is fixable in 1 minute 30 seconds. And he's a major <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">PPC</span> guy.<br /><br />Let me tell you. These guys make so much money they can't be arsed with a 90 second bit of "work" to make it even more stealth!<br /><br />Moving on slightly...<br /><br />If you knew that the <em><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Knagamiki</span></span> MP3</em> could get you 200 clicks a day at 2p each (£4) but would convert, say at every 20 clicks at £10 commission each sale. <strong><em>Would that £96 return from £4 a day interest you?<br /></em></strong><br />If you knew how to get a website on p1 G<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">oogle</span></span> for a given "high volume" keyword in less than 7 days (my record is no. 1 - top - in 12 hours) would you not be chuffed and want more and more?<br /><br />Let me explain. <strong>It is easy</strong>. You just don't know <strong><em>how</em></strong>.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Ok</span></span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Affi</span></span>, big claims, so why don't you just explain here?<br /><br />Listen up Tonto. Because there is no way on God's earth I would post that here for FREE for the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">numpty</span></span> N<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">ancy</span></span> Boys.<br /><br />Simple as that. On top of that I re-opened this <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">fu</span>*kin killer blog <strong>to help you</strong>. Really. I get so many e mails and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">PM's</span> and I always try to help, I thought "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">fu</span>*k it". "Write it down and send it out". It will certainly stop most of you annoying me.<br /><br />You on the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">other hand</span> may <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">excel</span> above the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">numpties</span></span> and sign up to receive the articles for free; as explained in the first section of the <a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.affi-liate.blogspot.com/">homepage</a>.<br /><br />The Nancy Boys would never dream of signing up to read the articles because they are <strong>paranoid</strong> about "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">Affi</span>" they are <strong>paranoid </strong>about "info products" or "scams" and would rather advocate "don't waste your money", rather "dear Newbie, welcome, you should spend 17 years trying to learn it on the free forums" methods...<br /><br />I <strong>do not</strong> give a rats ass if you sign up to my <em>pure quality</em> free articles. But until the Nancy Boys change their way of thinking there is no way I'm gonna give <strong>THEM</strong> it here for free.<br /><br />That demonstrates how stupid that line of thinking is. Forget paying $49 for an info product (with a cast iron nailed to your knackers money back guarantee) they won't even sign up to receive something that could <em>open their eyes</em> like a fully inflated <em>parachute</em> FOR FREE!<br /><br />The <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">fu</span>*king mind boggles. Nah, hang on. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">Fu</span>*k it, I'll spend 17 years on the forums asking questions...<br /><br />Good luck...<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">Affi</span>... [<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">Kerching</span>]Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-1085907181362131512008-01-01T03:29:00.000-08:002008-01-26T18:29:34.295-08:00MEGA TRAFFIC FOR FREE IN DAYSAlright, I'm assuming you're <strong>not</strong> a Nancy Boy and you can see through all the crap so many struggle with on forums.<br /><br />Free traffic from <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">SEO</span> is an absolute piece of p*<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">ss</span>. I could get ANY keyword to number 1 in 3 months. <strong>Any</strong>. White hat 100%. (I focus on ones which take<em><strong> hours</strong></em>).<br /><br />When I say "any word" of course there are some exceptions. I may struggle and run over the 3 months, maybe up to 3 and a half, to get to number 1 for "<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Google</span>" or "adobe" but bring on "cheap holidays" and/or "bad credit" any <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">fuc</span>*in day of the week. 3 months maximum.<br /><br />It's not these "big" keywords we're <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">interested</span> in. No. We're talking stuff <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">that's</span> "massive" and a bit "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">nichey</span>". And the way I get page 1 or number 1 on <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Google</span> in days totally goes against common theory. The one thing I <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">obviously</span> did in a bit more depth than everyone else was read the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">fuc</span>*kin <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Google</span> <span style="font-size:78%;">small print</span>!<br /><br />So I get massive keywords to the top like lightning...<br /><br />The reason you don't know <strong><em>how </em></strong>is because for too long you've believed all the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">cr</span>*p on the forums that "forums" and other free resources are the easiest way to learn the game.<br /><br />Well, here's <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Affi</span> p*<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">ssing</span> on their fire. BOLLOCKS. [<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">kerching</span>]<br /><br />The reason you don't know <strong><em>how</em></strong> is because no one like me has told you <strong><em>how</em></strong>. Or you have not <strong>bought</strong> an e book that tells you <em><strong>how</strong></em>. Don't <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">fu</span>*king <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">panic</span> [<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">kerching</span>] I'm not going to charge you for this.<br /><br />Free traffic (and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">PPC</span> quality score for that matter - the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Google</span>-slap is a load of crap) is all about TEXT, TEXT, TEXT. And more TEXT.<br /><br />Listen up.<br /><br />I am <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">numero</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">uno</span> on <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">Google</span> for one of the <strong>biggest selling products in history</strong> (and it <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">aint</span> wan*y consoles).<br /><br />At present it is out of stock everywhere but I am collecting 400 plus email addresses per day on my "email notification" system. Four <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">fu</span>*kin hundred a day.<br /><br />Each sales is worth £13.00.<br /><br />Now the reason I am <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">numero</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">uno</span> is because of our little friend.<br /><br />Text. [<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">kerching</span>]<br /><br /><strong>Not</strong> PR (it's PR = 1)<br /><br /><strong>Not</strong> High [<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">kerching</span>] PR inbound links.<br /><br />And most <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">definitely</span> <strong>not</strong> because I update the content every day - that is a good <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">Google</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">SERP</span> <strong>killer</strong>. Trust me. Change 1 <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32">fu</span>*king word at the wrong time and you can plummet 20 places.<br /><br />It makes me cringe with despair when I read on a forum "make sure you regularly update your content". Jesus wept. These people really have <strong>not</strong> got a clue what they are talking about and they are telling "newbies" to commit <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33">serp</span> suicide.<br /><br />When you launch a new site you should <strong>never</strong> launch it <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_34">until</span> it is <strong>complete</strong>. The way you blast it up <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_35">Google</span> is all<strong> built-in before you go live</strong> other than some pure genius <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_36">Affi</span>-stuff you do off-site.<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>To receive the rest of this</strong></span> "my time consuming" article sign up to my article list and receive it along with other stuff I mention on the <a href="http://www.affi-liate.blogspot.com/">homepage</a>Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-29879600621949352242007-12-13T09:51:00.000-08:002007-12-25T02:56:16.278-08:00AFFI'S CHRIMBO NEWS >>FLASH<<<span style="color:#cc0000;"><strong>MERRY CHRISTMAS NUMPTIES</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="color:#cc0000;"></span></strong><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Wishing you <strong>all</strong> a great Christmas, lots of beer, quality time with friends and family and some good chilled thinking time about a brighter Affiliate Marketing future.</span><br /><br />I know most of you are going to be intoxicated down the Red Lion with your eyes transfixed on the barmainds t*ts; enjoy.<br /><br />That's where I'll be!<br /><br />F*** the Nancy Boys: the details of the >>>KILLER<<< product that was wide open on Google Paid Ad's has been deposited in your numpty in-box at precisely 00.01 on Christmas Day.<br /><br />I Love You ALL.<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Affi</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#cc0000;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#cc0000;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#cc0000;">PPC UPDATE</span></strong><br /><br />Numpty, if you have signed up to my <strong>article list</strong> you will have received an update today (13th Dec). In that I explain <em>exactly</em> how <strong>this morning</strong> I made £34.50 profit from 30 minutes work in about 28 seconds of going live with the Adwords Campaign. Well it's now up to £95 from £1.48 and it's only been live 2 hours... Check your numpty-mail <strong>in box.</strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Moving on...</span></strong><br /><br />One thing is baffling me right now. I don't know if you've noticed but this month is Christmas. It comes around once a year and people tend to spend a bit more money than usual online.<br /><br />What's puzzling me is something I've noticed. Or to be more precise; something I've NOT noticed.<br /><br />For reasons which will line <strong>my</strong> bank account with cash rather than yours, I will remain <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><em>stum</em></span> on this until after the window of opportunity has passed. But rest assured I WILL point this out very shortly.<br /><br />Sometimes I stare at the sky and just wonder...Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-23894930599519925472007-12-06T02:00:00.000-08:002007-12-10T09:39:15.257-08:00IS IT EASY AFFI?The short honest answer is "no".<br /><br />The longer answer starts something like this:<br /><br />The methods and strategies are simple once you know how.<br /><br />You can make good money 2 ways in AM.<br /><br />[1] Have deep pockets and blow tens of thousands on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">PPC</span> before you learn the ropes.<br /><br />[2] Gain access to the secrets of instant and highly profitable FREE organic <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">SEO</span>....<br /><br />The majority of guys I know who earn, lets say, over £20k per week do so primarily from <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">PPC</span>, and believe me, it pains them to spend 1p, even for those returns.<br /><br />I know smaller players who started <strong>spending</strong> £20 a week on PPC and grew it to £2000 per day very quickly. Once you know <em><strong>how not to fail</strong></em> at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">PPC</span> it's just a case of expanding what you're doing.<br /><br />It's also possible to very quickly build 5p a day commission into £500 a day from <strong>free <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">SEO</span></strong>, you just need to know<strong><em> how.</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br />Either way, I'm sorry to tell you, you either spend 17 years <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">learning</span> on the "free forums" or you get a lucky break.<br /><br />For the attention of any unwelcome Nancy Boy <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">numpties</span> still here, that lucky break may just be in an info product you buy. If it isn't get your money back. There's only one loser I can see in the "info product" <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">quandary</span>. The Nancy Boy.<br /><br />More coming soon on the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Affi</span> Blog....Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-90943933543707345162007-12-05T04:34:00.000-08:002007-12-10T09:42:40.804-08:00INFO PRODUCTS - WORTH BUYING?On the whole "no", but let me <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">dispell</span> some <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Numpty</span> myths...<br /><br />The one thing that really pis*es me off is the Nancy Clancy's who tell the newbies "don't waste your money... there are plenty of free resources like this where you can learn everything you need to know..."<br /><br />Who TF do they think they are? They probably can't even afford to buy a $39 e book. That's the fu*kin reality of it.<br /><br />Allow me to explain what's going down here. These Nancy Boys who are "info product phobic" know fu*k all about anything. They get some peverse sense of "authority" from "giving advice" <em>any advice</em> just for the sake of it. They haven't got the faintest idea.<br /><br />On one hand you have a newbie who is just starting out. He, or she, is fresh. They are keen to get started. Let them fu*kin buy an e book. If they buy it on Click Bank (or most other places for that matter) they get their money back immediately with ZERO questions. That's right. It's a strict condition of the contract between CB and the seller that any requests for refunds are honoured without question. The seller doesn't even have a choice. CB make the refund from a reserve which is held on the sellers account.<br /><br />Let me be clear about something else. There is a hell of a lot of SH*T on Click Bank. However, here we are talking about AM not fuc*in diet loss programs or "how to win with the ladies" (that's my department). No, we are interested in AM.<br /><br />So let's say our newbie sees a sales page/letter and thinks "hmmm that seems intersting" and they buy it.<br /><br />[1] Something clicks and they've got value for money. (Could be life changing).<br /><br />[2] It's sh*t. they claim the refund.<br /><br />Or, in scenario 2, they take the advice of the Nancy Boys, who don't even earn £20 a month between them, and spend the next 2 years posting and asking stupid fu*king questions all day on forums. Basically they become a Nancy Boy.<br /><br />The Rich Jerk e book. Last time I looked was around $19 (£10). ANY newbie will learn more in 2 hours from reading it than they would from 2 years on a forum. Fuc*in period.<br /><br />Day Job Killer. If the tag is below $49 BUY it, 10% of it is worth £25. Period. The other 90% is nothing short of waffle.<br /><br />Affiliate Rockstar Status: Is sh*t. Period.<br /><br />Google Snatch - again it's worth spending £30 if the price drops that low, infact nah fu*k it it's actually worth £50.<br /><br />Now. I recently met a guy on the Warrior Forum (USA) who lives in the UK. He'd written a small e book about his experience. He was trying to sell it for £10. If he had posted that on a4u he would have been crucified. I bought his e book to help him out and show some support. It is worth £200 to any newbie in mho.<br /><br />So if you are thinking about buying an e book because some sales page has made some promises you are semi-intrigued by. BUY THE FU*KING THING. If it's crap press "refund".<br /><br />More Coming soon to the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Affi</span> Blog...Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-35012779436240944052007-12-05T02:21:00.000-08:002007-12-07T02:45:20.848-08:00A4U ForumOh, please allow me to make my <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">opinions</span> about a4u forum crystal clear.<br /><br />It is a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">fu</span>*kin good resource. A minefield of ideas and support waiting to explode into your progression.<br /><br />There are many half decent guys on there, some of whom, offered me help at the begining when I was bored on the beach with nothing better to do than post on there.<br /><br />I have made very good friends and continue to do so.<br /><br />My only gripes about the forum are these:<br /><br />[1] The <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Numpty</span> Nancy Boys.<br /><br />[2] Negativity which at times is rife.<br /><br />My definition of a Nancy Boy: Some half baked <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">tw</span>*t who will burst into negativity (point 2) at the first mention of paying any money for "information".<br /><br />No, they would rather, very dangerously, advise you to spend the rest of your life getting help on "free resources". Let me explain using a real example.<br /><br />Some guy posts and says "hey anyone bought 'product y' the new e- book? Is it worth it?"<br /><br />This is where the fastest of the Nancy Boys will scream at you "no, no, don't do it, where do you live I'll get a taxi no matter what the cost and drive to your house to talk you out of it."<br /><br />I'm sure you've seen "I'm Alan Partridge" the one where the lunatic fan gets Partridge cornered in his house in a room full of his pictures (some from <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">telephoto</span> lens). And the lunatic has a huge tattoo of good old AP on his back?!<br /><br />I am <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">fu</span>*kin certain he is one of the Nancy Boys on a4u.<br /><br />Right. Here's the answer they should give (in short). "If you are half considering buying any info product, look at what it says it will do, does that convey that it is about something (a) you are interested in and (b) something you could do?" They should elaborate... "once you have received the product, if it does not do what it says on the tin, simply use the refund option, which in 90% of cases is instant with no questions asked. <strong>It's not <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">fuc</span>*<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">ing</span> rocket science.</strong><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Let me briefly cover my <strong>All Time A4U Favourite</strong>.</span><br /><br />Some guy joins the forum and posts something about a "free resource" and "feel free to take a look"....<br /><br />One of the a4u "experts" (who lost a lot of my previous respect over this) takes a look then posts a reply. In this reply he spots that the guy is actually trying to sell something, in his reply he starts harping on about "spam" and not using the forum to "sell info"... etc blah, fuc*kin blah..<br /><br />The very NEXT DAY our a4u expert makes a post asking if anyone wants cheap hosting like he's offering a great favour. What's the fu*kin difference? Selling "info", selling "hosting". Please!<br /><strong></strong><br />More on this soon....<br /><br />As with regards to "negativity" the answer above will do for now because I'm <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">tryin'</span> to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">fu</span>*kin retire for the festive season...<br /><br />Jingle <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">fu</span>*kin bells....Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5093635136893684981.post-28084080676699666562007-12-01T05:50:00.000-08:002007-12-14T08:19:10.479-08:00CHRISTMAS PROFITS FOR NUMPTIESGuys, Iv'e made it clear that the only reasons I am helping you are these:<br /><br />[1] It's more challenging helping Numpties than it is making money.<br /><br />[2] To stop you annoying me.<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">What is apparent, when it comes to making PROFIT from xmas traffic, in your emails is that you really haven't got a clue.</span></strong><br /><br /><p><strong>Mistake No. 1</strong> - Many of you are bidding on GENERIC Christmas terms like "best christmas toys". On top of this you are spending too much time creating similar keywords/phrases.</p><p></p><p>YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME and are millimetres away from the real money.</p><p></p><p>The problem is with big generic christmas keyword lists is POOR quality score. Don't cry to me about "google slap this" and "google slap that" - you are going about it WRONG.</p><p></p><p>Big generic keyword lists will ALWAYS result in poor QS unless you create a seperate ad for each keyword/phrase.</p><p></p><p>If you want to bid "generic" (which I wouldn't) just pick a couple of big searched ones and create</p><p></p><p>[1] An ad with the term in it.</p><p></p><p>[2] A landing page (I've told you a million times how to do this in minutes) loaded with the keyword and some HAND CRAFTED image/links to John Lewis, Woolworths, Play.com, HMV, Toys R Us etc. Not forgetting Amazon!!! Amazon is the best place to land Christmas traffic. Why? Because Amazon is LIGHT YEARS ahead of anyone else at increasing basket size. Your click-throughs will BUY MORE at Amazon than anywhere else. Simple as that. (Not forgetting the minimum 5% commission also Numpty).</p><p></p><p>The method I am about to outline below is converting sales at Amazon for me at 21%. That is fuc*kin GINORMOUS.</p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>This should not take you more than 1 hour per product. There are around 200 products I can think of in half a nano second off the top of my head...</strong></span></p><p></p><p>[1]Create a landing page.</p><p></p><p>[2]Include John Lewis, Woolworths, Play.com, HMV, Toys R Us, Amazon. (Just those 6). These images must SHOUT "click here for the best Christmas deals" or some similar crap.</p><p></p><p>Right. [3] Pick a popular toy. Under your 6 images write 14 lines of text about the toy. Be sure to include the TOY NAME minimum 4 times. If you want, make one of these "toy names" a text link - a deep link to the toy on AMAZON.</p><p></p><p>[4]Start PPC on the [TOY NAME] use [these]. Don't worry about a big list of keywords just bid on the [toy name] and maybe a couple of variations of said name.</p><p></p><p>Do this for 10 toys, so 10 adwords campaigns. For God's sake don't start your campaign ads until you have got the text on your landing page.</p><p></p><p>Once they are running - then if you want to maximise PROFIT spend the weekend creating an image with a picture of each product you are featuring at THE CHEAPEST supplier - ensure your image says "iggle fu*kin piggle is CHEAPEST AT "where ever"".</p><p></p><p>TIME IS NOW OF THE ESSENCE. I am making about £1.5k per day doing this from about 10 products (what with multi-buys etc) which I started running 9 weeks ago, I don't even look at the PPC because it is costing a MAXIMUM of £85 a day! What with all the other stuff we've got going I've got cash coming out of my y-fronts. Don't believe me? I really couldn't give a toss.</p><p></p><p>Stop e mailing me and JFDI. I almost had to cut my tanning session short to post this...</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p>Affi Liatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923350005066593878noreply@blogger.com